DAY 1:
villiar and i drove to tennessee to extricate his despondent roommate from the "christian hellhole" (his words) which is johnson city. i happen to like the abandoned and desolate johnson city. maybe it was too doomy for his tastes. we swung by tarvo's bar and chatted with the lovely absolution. i drank my self-imposed three beer limit and drunkenly solicited villiar to drive back home. it was my birthday weekend, damnit.
DAY 2:
villiar, the aforementioned roommate, and i had a lovely breakfast at THE waffle house. PECAN WAFFLES! yummmmm.... a rare treat. what? we are in the south... afterwards, we drove to gatlinburg to visit ripley's believe it or not: aquarium. cuddle fish, octopi, and jellyfish!! in the petting tank, which is connected to the majority of the aquarium system, baby hammerheads desperately attempted to gnaw off inattentive dumbfucks' fingers. i was patiently waiting... "only one human child a day can be feed to the sharks. please do not exceed that limit. thanks for your understanding." *snarf*
best day in a long time. long drives + museums = perfection. thanks
later that night we met up with one of my college girlfriends and dropped by a recently operational restaurant/ tiki bar. only one statement could encompass the greatness of this bar: pitchers of tater tots. heaven!!!! had my three beer limit and went home.
best day in a long time. long drives + museums = perfection. thanks
later that night we met up with one of my college girlfriends and dropped by a recently operational restaurant/ tiki bar. only one statement could encompass the greatness of this bar: pitchers of tater tots. heaven!!!! had my three beer limit and went home.
DAY 3: uterus liberation day
had sunday brunch with my favorite girlfriends. we consumed lots of fantastic d.i.y. bloody marys. yum. nothing says sundays like bloody marys. later in the evening, villiar and i went to dinner at a local pub. we forgot that presently football fandemonium is raging. hohum, we're still in the south. yummy bar food though! then we scooped up our friends b.d. flik and ron-ron and caught a fantastic sci-fi/ end of the world movie, cloverfield, which was awesome!
everybody dies!!! mwah! perfecto ending!
at the theatre, i had a frozen margarita, but in substitution of tequila was white wine. it tasted good, but what's up with that? weirdness. maybe they're bypassing ALE regulations. whatever, it did what it was supposed to do.
everybody dies!!! mwah! perfecto ending!
at the theatre, i had a frozen margarita, but in substitution of tequila was white wine. it tasted good, but what's up with that? weirdness. maybe they're bypassing ALE regulations. whatever, it did what it was supposed to do.
in comparison to previous birthday celebrations, this one was significantly tamer. and, you know, i really had a fantastic time not being wasted through the entirety of it. maybe it's cause i can actually remembered what happened. heh heh... 
xo
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post scriptum: pictures will be added soon
post-post scriptum: if spelling and grammar are fucked, it's because i'm really tired. please ignore. i'll fix it later.
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